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CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl Ass why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my damn anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


BACON -


TAGS: bacon complete lifestyle cholesterol kevin bacon
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by steph1

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 3:09 am
I hope thats Turkey Bacon...
steph1 - March 6, 2011, 5:41 am
the bacon hitler? good chances he actually did in real life - bacon not being kosher maybe contributed to his "dislike"
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 11:59 pm
I didn't mean it as in bad taste but more like a wtf moment...........maybe he would of had more followers if he did that in real life
CoolioIndeed - March 5, 2011, 9:28 pm
Favorited.
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
than* not thank
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
You act like we haven't made worse jokes thank bacon Hitler.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:05 pm
the bacon hitler is just messed up and can we get a enlargement on the pic in the top right corner


IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide


TAGS: far left un report on gaza conflict israel palestine
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Kspace

freerealitycheck - November 26, 2012, 7:45 am
http://postimage.org/image/6rttmx569/
arisboch - February 4, 2012, 5:28 pm
If they cry about nothing, Israel should give them something to cry about.
rerun - May 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

this image will soon be moved to politifake.org. I think it would be best to let the converation about it die until the migration is done.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
They're burning books too down at the Google library
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Maybe the PTA is moderating tonight! lol
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
since when are statues of naked humans NSFW
rerun - May 8, 2010, 9:32 pm

mongo, dear mongo, see you in a week
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Yes, just like the Germans were just protecting the Master Race...
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
Go f yourself Kspace...the Jews are just protecting themselves from the garbage that surrounds thems...you pussy.
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
@ rerun is it possible to move this one to politifakes? I had created this one before that site was established...
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:59 pm

lex, take it somewhere else. This is not the place for your type of comments
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 3:34 pm
Oh shit...not this again...
lexmlo - May 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
Long live Palestine down with occupation,apartheid and state terror.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
"Palestinian Democracy"....LOL, go back to your mud hut caveman, and thank the Jews for not wiping you off the face of the earth.
Kspace - September 18, 2009, 12:45 pm
Where is the shame of the zionists who build homes in occupied land and claim to want peace?
anonopoly - September 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
"Omar". How very surprising. I can't believe that after the Holocaust someone would be able to make a comparison like this. Have you no shame?
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 1:26 am
Thank you WTFO An other fun fact. Hamas is executing members of Fatah for being members of Fatah. Love that Palestinian Democracy!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:04 am
Good point KDP3.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Fun facts time. Arabs killed more Palestinians then Israel.
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:45 am
Winnipeg is never worth it....
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:42 am
Woot!
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:39 am
an open invitation, come to winnipeg and i'll mix up a big batch!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:35 am
Are you saying that I'll pass out first? That's a challenge I'd like to put to the test one day.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:32 am
har har! I'll meet you when i'm passed out on the floor from it!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:26 am
Absolutely not, Mr C. It's aimed at the hater who created this ignorant poster. I'd never turn on a fellow moose milk drinker.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:11 am
quick question, was the genocide definition comment aimed at me?
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:09 am
Kspace, quit saying you're Canadian!!!! you're embarrasing the rest of us!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, I forgot that you don't even know what the definition of genocide is. Get a dictionary.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:07 am
I never said you weren't free to state your opinions. Just like I'm free to point out that you are a racist low-life that sides with terrorists versus a nation that just wants the right to exist. I've seen some of your other opinions-not impressed.
Kspace - September 16, 2009, 12:04 am
Whether you agree or not, I am free to speak my opinion regardless of who it offends. I am Canadian and I am free to say pretty much whatever I want, no matter who is takes umbrage. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others-G Marx
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:28 pm
i gota say, fighting and hiding amongs civilians is aboot as low as you can go, and by no means do i expect isreal to sit around while being shot at. but the answer is not to drop bombs in the middle of a city
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:24 pm
ouch
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
You are again a complete idiot Kspace as is anyone who agrees with this BS poster. Your racism is showing clearly now. Israel has the might to wipe out Palestine, Syria and Iran but they don't.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:22 pm
and now with many documented reports of inocent civilians being killed of a specific culture, that pretty much covers a genocide. just on a much smaller case than sat ww2, or darfur
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
correct me if im wrong here, but isnt isreal full of jews? and didn't the jews have the whole holocaust thing forces on them?
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
pick up an AK-47 and put on a turban and go join them. Otherwise, stop complaining and making inane comments about something of which apparently you have no knowledge whatsoever.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Give one example of genocide that Israel is committing, and don't even think about saying the Palestinians, because I don't see them storming the Gaza strip and killing everyone they see. If you're so butt hurt over Palestine,
ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
True Dat!


BE ADVENTUROUS -


TAGS: live to the fullest
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:28 pm
This is fantastic. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:04 am
So good I had to post it twice.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.


VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN - And fight Cylons


TAGS: mccain palin cylon battlestar galactica
Rating: 2.69/5
RnR - September 4, 2008, 4:38 am
hahaha , very very good
kdp3 - September 4, 2008, 4:34 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:54 am
Eerie, and creepy, and frightening. Remember, McCain IS a Cylon!! An alcoholic racist lying sunnuvabitch frakkin' toaster!!!!!!!


FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you




KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!


TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by snyderguyz

Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: lest we forget
Rating: 4.65/5

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frack -




READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!


TAGS: adama battlestar galactica pills labels
Rating: 3.25/5

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Rhinosaurus - July 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Frak yeah!


THE FALL OF HUMANITY - First the fraking architecture, then the fraking world!




MAXIMILIAN PEGASUS - Teaching kids how to spot a child molester since 1998.




LESTAT - Sexiest vampire next to Edward Cullen.


TAGS: lestat vampire
Rating: 1.94/5
Knives - August 22, 2009, 1:13 am
WTF lol Lestat pwns Edward Cullen hard, yes that even applies to when he was portrayed by Tom Cruise.
Master Morality - August 10, 2009, 12:34 pm
Edward Cullen was a poncy, sparkling, cunt.
Vhaidrin - December 3, 2008, 12:28 am
The guy that will be finishing Memory of Light is Brandon Sanderson. He talks about it on his website http://www.brandonsanderson.com/
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 3:29 pm
probably my favorite series of all time. Probably seconded by R.R. Martin, though as a child I loved all of R.A. Salvatores books.
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 3:28 pm
Shtoink. You can always check out his old blog site. His wife is not finishing, but rather has in agreement with others chosen who will be responsible, name slips the mind but the blog site will fill you in. Old reader of Jordan from the beginning and
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Shtoink - September 30, 2008, 12:20 am
i agree. my mom was mad, cuz she still thinks the last book wont come out. but im eager to see how they tie up all the loose ends
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 9:08 am
No word yet, afaik, but it'll be the most anticipated book for the Jordan readers who stuck with him through like eleven volumes of what was supposed to be a dekalogy. Sad he died before it was done.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 2:05 am
since you work in a book store when is the a memory of light supposed to come out? old robert jordan died, but his wife said she'd finish it up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:36 pm
-- Damned, I nearly threw the book against the wall. I'll but a lot of improbable stuff in the name of suspending my disbelief, but that was ridiculous.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:34 pm
-- because I don't care about length considerations. ( ps "out of room" rather than "our of room") BTW, I work in a bookstore and all the kids say the Twilight series went downhill in the last book anyways. Although when I finished reading Queen of the
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:32 pm
OMG, Porcelina, I love your comments, but when you run our of room, please take another comment space to finish or explicate your thoughts. Electrons are cheap, and besides, I love spilling over into new comment fields!! I even use words like explicate
Porcelina - September 28, 2008, 1:30 pm
Okay Kiddos! Time for my rant. 1. Twilight is some faggy trend ass bullshit. 2. Lestat is much hotter. 3. Twilight, Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Dracula, etc. are not real portrayals or vampires, sorry. Vampires are not sexy. They're u


LEST WE FORGET - Shattered and broken. Eulogies spoken. A husband dead, loving father they said. A hero laid to rest. One of the best.


TAGS: army dead lest we forget
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Bones9

NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:39 pm
Are these lyrics?
forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:55 am
very nice!


ASH WEDNESDAY - Thanks God it's Only ashes the Priest is putting on the child's face....




BYU - Even their mascot is a child molester.


TAGS: byu fag molester stupid football
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

HtD - March 24, 2009, 5:20 pm
Yes, me being a fan of BYU would make sense, since I didn't even know there was a rivalry between the two schools.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 4:40 pm
Renee - Haven't we had this conversation before? Isn't Renee a girl's name? If so, your comment wasn't very lady like. And besides that, most girls like faggots for their great sense of fashion. You aren't jealous are you?
dgbt - March 24, 2009, 4:34 pm
@HtD - I guess there is...cause someone really seems to give a shit...LOL
Renee Pussman - March 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
Hey HtD. Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot. You probably love BYU and I hate you for it you cunt
HtD - March 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Is there really a rivalry between Utah and BYU?
pedobear - March 1, 2009, 4:44 am
Hey, why wasn't I invited?
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 6:12 pm
LOL...VERY GOOD!


THE NOBLEST SEARCH IS THE SEARCH FOR EXCELLENCE - You might not be happy with what you find...




CINNAMON BUN - There's no way, at all, that this is good for you.




Where The Streets Have No Name -


TAGS: palestine isreal war peace un
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:40 pm
Sounds like a great solution to me.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:07 pm
I say, take the works of them, put 'em in a room with a couple guns and problem solved.


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: absolutely tallest
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Anything

Anything - May 2, 2010, 11:10 pm
Damnit, tagged.


The smallest coffins are the heaviest -


TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am

Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?


THINNING THE HERD -


TAGS: the tallest thing in the field is a lightning rod
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:48 pm

hmmmm, I am always inside my double wide dyring tornado season. love it
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 12:30 am
Beautiful, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:52 pm
Daaaam Haar! You just can't make a bad poster can you!
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
Needless to say, the pegasus and unicorn are no more.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:50 pm
Amsome. Nice one Har


I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE THIS ROAD LEADS MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU - Oh, how I wish that all could be, like it was before




HANDS UP... - Those who have already received their badge for being molested.


TAGS: hands up molested scouts
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
Love it.


MINIONS - Lester Jenkins experiences a short-lived moment of supremacy over Elder God Douchebag (He was later turned into pudding for his insolence)




BLESS YOU -




THE LAST SUPPER - Good things never last...do they?




MOLESTATION - Better A Mannequin Than A Child!!


TAGS: molesting is sick and wrong
Rating: 2.61/5

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Big Daddy - December 19, 2008, 11:18 am
what about a mannequin child


MOLESTATION -


TAGS: molestation
Rating: 2.55/5

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Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:10 am
you know because sometimes you just really want to finger an alligater.


JAPAN - It’s a real cultural difference




electronic romance -




Peace Talks -




LIGHTSABER -




ROYAL ORDER OF COOLNESS - Bogey started it, Dean embraced it. Jack is wrapped in it. But Dennis wears it like a crown!


TAGS: the 3 coolest men ever to walk on the face of earth
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

ICEMAN - January 2, 2010, 12:12 am
Hopper doesn't even qualify. Where the hell is Steve McQueen???
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
Although both are classic cool, I'd replace Frank with Dean... but Walken, absolutely!
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
5L (even with the exclusion of Frank Sinatra and Christopher Walken
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 8:58 pm
No love for Crispin Glover? 5L
[email protected] - January 1, 2010, 8:43 pm
WHat abotu MILES DAVIS, I believe his album was titeled "THE BIRTH OF COOLS"


LESTERINSIDE - Making Lightning Strike Twice In His Motifakes




IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.




GOOD PREVAILS -


TAGS: beam me up scottie i know i know thats battlestar gallactica
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
I was going to say Sean, too... but veggieguy beat me to it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:10 pm
Very nice, Sean. 5.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 6:53 pm
May the force be with my cat.


SOUND BLASTER - The Autobots answer to Shockwave. And the next thing for the neighborhood bully to steal from you.


TAGS: lazerbeak was the coolest cassette transformer
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

whatukno - June 21, 2010, 11:06 am
I had this. lol


FEAR OF FALLING - Is most clearly recognized in the moment.




3K -


TAGS: mwlf pats place milestone monkey crew tribute
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

The Goat - September 20, 2009, 5:07 am
Funny - I thought the whole point of the poster was that the monkey looked like the President of Iran!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:38 pm
5 lions.....I'll try not to mention the white supremacist angle.


I want to ride my bicycle -


TAGS: cobblestone riding bikes women arousing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Thanks 'cern. Pretty sad day when Mr. Gary's commentary out ranks the poster...teehee.
concern3 - January 8, 2016, 5:32 am
Fantastic, a 5er and Garyo's comment is a 10er
MissPriss - January 7, 2016, 11:01 pm
Aww thanks Mr. Gary. Got a few more up my sleeve. Hope you'll enjoy 'em too.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 10:59 pm
See, I missed this. Nearly prissed my pants


Day After Day -


TAGS: life living last fullest motto
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 4:58 pm
Charlie Sheen. What none of wants to be... all of us wish to. Gotta love him, doin' it his way.
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:51 pm
Close Thedge...that is the latest Charlie Sheen!
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:50 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:50 pm
Thanks Greeny!
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:42 pm
Charlie Sheen's latest? 5'd.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 9:12 am
yup 5/f
Greeny - December 12, 2014, 6:06 am
This is a great poster Miss P - 5/f


Assume Malice Last -


TAGS: judge not lest ye be
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 20, 2014, 2:47 am
I heard it from an old friend, never included the attribution. Still, a good one.
EmilioDumphque - November 20, 2014, 2:04 am
A quote from Napoleon.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:47 pm
If carried through without detection - completely reasonable.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:23 pm
What about malice toward the ignorant? 5 cranky conundrums.


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